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Sunday, March 20, 2005

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 18:01:14 GMT

Hey everyone! Just thought we'd sneak by while you weren't looking.

She said: Do you want some wine tonight?
He said: Sure. You're easy when you're drunk.
She said: You're better looking when I'm drunk.

Thursday, July 25, 2002

Thu, 25 Jul 2002 09:49:08 GMT

He said: Do you have any idea how gorgeous you are?
She said: You really want it tonight, don't you?
He said: I was trying to give you a compliment!
She said: Do you have any idea how desperate you sound?

Tuesday, July 23, 2002

Tue, 23 Jul 2002 08:55:35 GMT

He said: I don't want you to see me naked right now.
She said: Why not?
He said: Coz...I'm...ummm...cold.
She said: What are you on about? You're hung like a horse!
He said: You think so, huh?
She said: Yeah! Albeit a Shetland pony.

Tuesday, June 04, 2002

Tue, 04 Jun 2002 19:44:32 GMT

She said: Hey, how about we spice things up a little?
He said: How?
She said: A bit of roleplay maybe?
He said: Roleplay? Like what?
She said: Well, you could pretend I was someone else ...
He said: And?
She said: And I could pretend you were someone else ...
He said: But don't you do that already? I thought that's why the sex was so good!

Thursday, May 09, 2002

Thu, 09 May 2002 09:14:30 GMT

He said: Y'know baby, you still have an hourglass figure ...
She said: I know. Pity it's running on a 24 hour clock.

Sunday, May 05, 2002

Sun, 05 May 2002 05:11:09 GMT

He was looking over her shoulder watching her play The Sims.
She cued up 'compliment-admire' for an interaction between her male Sim and another male Sim.
He looked at her funny.
She said: What?? It's not like that - don't you ever compliment anyone without it being a come-on?
He said: Nooo ... oh wait, I did tell your mother that her hair looked nice once.
She said: There ya go! If you'd said "Hey, Judith, your tits look great today" then I'd start to worry!

Thursday, April 25, 2002

Thu, 25 Apr 2002 04:14:01 GMT

We're still around. We just keep forgetting what was so funny that we said!
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She kissed him.
He said: Oi!
She said: What?
He said: You're fogging up my glasses!

Monday, March 25, 2002

Mon, 25 Mar 2002 06:58:16 GMT

(While watching Fargo...)
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He said: Feeling frisky?
She said: Uh-huh! Wanna do it Midwest Style?
He said: Oh ja, oh ja, oh ja! Oooo...Oooo...Uff-da!!!
She said: Was it good for you?
He said: Oh ja sure, you betcha!

Tuesday, March 19, 2002

Tue, 19 Mar 2002 09:54:58 GMT

He said: What are you doing?
She said: Looking for an image I can use for the new header on my site.
He said: What kind of image?
She said: One that would go with 'Sorceress of Erectile Dysfunction'.
They both: began browsing through CD's.
He said: What's that?
She said: A folder.
He said: A Joseph Fiennes folder?
She said: Umm ... yeah ...
He said: Has it got pictures of him in it?
She said: Ummm ... yeah ....
He said: Well, that'd give me erectile dysfunction ...

Friday, March 15, 2002

Fri, 15 Mar 2002 10:29:18 GMT

(Disclaimer: This blog is adult oriented. Reader discretion is advised. If you're not old enough to read this, don't tell your parents.)
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He was sitting on the couch, scratching the puppy behind her ears.
She said: Looks like the puppy has made herself quite comfy.
He said: She just wants me for my hands. It's like you. You just want me for my tongue.
She said: Yes dear.
He said: Love, you're not supposed to agree with that.
She said: Well, when you say something so ridiculous, what am I supposed to say?
He said: You're supposed to say, "That's not true! I like your penis, too!"