| Hey everyone! Just thought we'd sneak by while you weren't looking.
She said: Do you want some wine tonight?
He said: Sure. You're easy when you're drunk.
She said: You're better looking when I'm drunk. |
| |
| He said: Do you have any idea how gorgeous you are?
She said: You really want it tonight, don't you?
He said: I was trying to give you a compliment!
She said: Do you have any idea how desperate you sound? |
| |
| He said: I don't want you to see me naked right now.
She said: Why not?
He said: Coz...I'm...ummm...cold.
She said: What are you on about? You're hung like a horse!
He said: You think so, huh?
She said: Yeah! Albeit a Shetland pony. |
| |
| She said: Hey, how about we spice things up a little?
He said: How?
She said: A bit of roleplay maybe?
He said: Roleplay? Like what?
She said: Well, you could pretend I was someone else ...
He said: And?
She said: And I could pretend you were someone else ...
He said: But don't you do that already? I thought that's why the sex was so good! |
| |
| He said: Y'know baby, you still have an hourglass figure ...
She said: I know. Pity it's running on a 24 hour clock. |
| |
